FUNNY MATHS JOKES

FUNNY MATHS JOKES


Q. WHY IS MATHS THE SADDEST SUBJECT?
A. BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS.

Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. On average or do you want the whole distribution?


Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun


Q. What did the mathematical acorn say when it grew up?
A. Gee I'm a tree (Geometry).


Q. What do you call a crushed angle?
A. A rectangle!



Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.


If it is cold, go and stand in the corner, because it is 90 degrees there.

Q. How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
A. I can subtract it as many times as I want, and it leaves 76 every time.


Q. Why is a dog with a bad foot like adding 6 and 7?
A. Because he puts down three and carries the one.


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