Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Friday, April 12, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Math Humour
Hey there everyone! I've got some maths jokes for you happy people :D
1) Why do plants hate math?
=> Because it gives them square roots!
2) What do Mathematicians eat on Halloween?
=> Pumpkin Pi!
3) Why did the math book look so sad?
=> Because it had way too many problems!
4) Why did the girl wear glasses during Math class?
=> Because it improves di-vision!
( By: Ashvini Sekar )
FUNNY MATHS JOKES
FUNNY MATHS JOKES
Q. WHY IS MATHS THE SADDEST SUBJECT?
A. BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY PROBLEMS.
Q. How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. On average or do you want the whole distribution?
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun
Q. What did the mathematical acorn say when it grew up?
A. Gee I'm a tree (Geometry).
Q. What do you call a crushed angle?
A. A rectangle!
Q: What does the little mermaid wear?
A: An algae-bra.
If it is cold, go and stand in the corner, because it is 90 degrees there.
Q. How many times can you subtract 7 from 83, and what is left afterwards?
A. I can subtract it as many times as I want, and it leaves 76 every time.
Q. Why is a dog with a bad foot like adding 6 and 7?
A. Because he puts down three and carries the one.
Credits; The Internet
Maths Riddles
Some Maths Riddles that you could try so get your thinking caps on (:1) How can you add eight 8's to get the number 1,000? (only use addition)
2) What weighs more - a pound of iron or a pound of feathers?
3)If you take 3 apples from a group of 5, how many do you have?
4) Why is the longest human nose on record is only 11 inches long?
5) If a rooster laid 13 eggs and the farmer took 8 of them and then another rooster laid 12 eggs and 4 of them were rotten, how many of the eggs were left?
6)You have a barrel of cokee and you need to measure out just one
gallon. How do you do this if you only have a three-gallon container and
a five-gallon container?
7) If you have 6 black socks, 4 blue socks, 8 brown socks, and 2 red
socks in your sock drawer, what is the minimum number of socks that you
need to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?
Answers:
Math Jokes
Hey girls! I have a few math jokes for all of you.
nerdiest complint!!
Its right here!!
-Anna. G:)
“What happened to your girlfriend, that really cute math student?”
“She no longer is my girlfriend. I caught her cheating on me.”
“I don’t believe that she cheated on you!”
“Well, a couple of nights ago I called her on the phone, and she told me that she was in bed wrestling with three unknowns…”
A math student and a computer science student are jogging together in a park when they hear a voice: “Please, help me!”
They stop and look. The voice belongs to a frog sitting in the grass.
“Please, help me!” the frog repeats. “I’m not really a frog: I’m an enchanted, beautiful princess. Kiss me, and the spell will be broken – and I will be yours forever…”
The CS student picks up the frog and examines it carefully from all sides – making not even an attempt to kiss it.
“You don’t have to marry me”, the frog continues frantically, “if you’re afraid of the commitment. I’ll do whatever you wish me to do if you just kiss me…”
The frog’s voice is silenced, when the CS student puts the animal into the right pocket of his pants.
“But why don’t you kiss her?!” the math student asks.
“You know”, the CS student replies, “I simply don’t have time for a girlfriend – but a frog that talks makes a really cool pet…”
“Divide fourteen sugar cubes into three cups of coffee so that each cup has an odd number of sugar cubes in it.”
“That’s easy: one, one, and twelve.”
“But twelve isn’t odd!”
“It’s an odd number of cubes to put in a cup of coffee…”
-Aisyah
Dear MATH,
WAIT, what???
Acute angle:)
-Aisyah
Dear MATH,
WAIT, what???
Acute angle:)
nerdiest complint!!
Its right here!!
-Anna. G:)
Thursday, February 21, 2013
mathematics jokes
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1.Question: Why was the math book screwed up?
Answer:Because it had too many problems!
2.Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
3."That math prof's marriage is falling apart!"
"No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"from:aishu
mathematics jokes
"Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman.
"You're under 18," replies the barman.
from:aishu:)
from:aishu:)
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